Cant Understand Normal Thinking’s Podcast

The Great West Virginia Chase: A Tale of Adrenaline and Recklessness

In this episode, Pat Jarky and Matt Smuckler dive into a series of captivating conversations that blend humor and stark realizations about the world today. They take listeners through a whirlwind of discussions, from a memorable car chase in West Virginia to amusing reflections on their favorite social media personalities, the Instagram 'smoke shows'. With sharp wit and candid commentary, the hosts explore cultural dynamics, political scenarios, and personal anecdotes that are both thought-provoking and entertaining.Always pushing boundaries, Pat and Matt question the societal norms and encourage their listeners to ponder whether the chaos is self-inflicted or merely a reflection of the world around them. Tune in for a rollercoaster episode filled with laughter, intriguing stories, and a sincere look at modern-day issues.

"Adventures in Morgantown: A Wild Weekend Revisited"

In this riveting episode of Can't Understand Normal Thinking, hosts Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler dive into a blend of humor, nostalgia, and cinematic reimagination. Join them as they recount an unforgettable weekend adventure in Morgantown, West Virginia, filled with laughter, wild escapades, and run-ins with the law.
Experience the adrenaline of a high-stakes car chase, the thrill of college life, and the camaraderie of old friends coming back together. The hosts share personal anecdotes, from college mischief to evading the long arm of the law, all while painting a vivid picture of youthful recklessness and its consequences.
The episode takes a creative twist as the duo embarks on a journey to rewrite Aquaman's story. Explore their vision of a gritty, patriotic hero whose extraordinary naval exploits redefine the iconic character. With military precision and strategic storytelling, they set the stage for a new narrative that promises action, intrigue, and unexpected alliances.

Chilled Christmas Chaos: Podcasters Brace for Holiday Mayhem

Join hosts Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler in a frosty episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking." As they endure freezing temperatures to bring you a Christmas special, the duo dives into a mixture of personal anecdotes, film critiques, and societal issues. Pat juggles his sleep-deprived holiday ambitions with tales of career prospects in the new year, while Matt reflects on debts and deadlines.
Experience a trip down memory lane with Pat's recount of a nostalgic band management stint and precariously humorous interactions. The hosts wrap up by discussing the classification of "Die Hard" as a Christmas movie, challenging conventional holiday film lists, and sharing a festive top five.
Encounter their unfiltered views on immigration issues sparked by international incidents as they balance humor and hard truths. This episode combines light-hearted banter with serious undertones, making for an engaging festive listen.

"Vermont Adventures & MySpace Drama"

In this episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," hosts Matt Smookler and Pat Sharkey take listeners on a journey through their latest adventures and observations. Matt shares a humorous, yet eye-opening experience from his recent trip to Vermont, filled with unexpected encounters and liberal stereotypes. As the hosts dive into a candid discussion, they reflect on societal norms and personal anecdotes, leaving listeners to question who truly holds the "fucked up" title.
Pat dives into his own world, sharing an unforgettable saga from the days of MySpace, revealing a personal battle with an internet troll that led to unexpected consequences. From contentious online exchanges to real-world implications, Pat's tale is both entertaining and reflective of the early days of social media warfare.
Tune in for an episode filled with laughter, thought-provoking conversations, and a nostalgic look at past and present cultural dynamics. Whether it’s exploring scenic Vermont or reliving the days of MySpace, Matt and Pat engage with their audience through relatable stories and unfiltered commentary.

"Breaking Down Aquaman: A Navy SEAL's Perspective"

Join Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler on a wild ride as they discuss everything from challenging the status quo in 'Can't Understand Normal Thinking' to redefining iconic superheroes like Aquaman. The episode kicks off with the hosts contemplating whether they're the ones out of sync with the world, or if it's the world itself that's gone astray.
Dive into a tale of two hosts surviving freezing temperatures all for the sake of commitment to their podcast, much like a responsible drug dealer on call. The conversation also veers into a post-mortem of their past week's discussion on Schwarzenegger films, touching on the cultural obsession with iconic figures.
As the discourse meanders, the spotlight shifts to a critique of irresponsible content creators, the paradox of postpartum depression among affluent individuals, and the intrigue of a Navy SEAL-inspired Aquaman reboot. With the discussion deepening, the hosts wax whimsical on superheroes with a penchant for realism, taking jabs at traditional comic lore.
The narrative abruptly transitions to lighter fare, recounting the antics of the legendary Dine and Dash crew. Relive their adrenaline-fueled escapades and tactical dining-out exploits, a nostalgic nod to youthful rebellion.
Concluding with a robust roundup of a past episode's highlights, the dialogue wraps with a humorous final note on avoiding American girls in favor of realistic life struggles. Infused with their signature irreverence, Pat and Matt deliver a spirited episode teeming with humor, nostalgia, and unconventional wisdom.

From Sci-Fi Adventures to DiCaprio's Top Films

Welcome to another episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," where hosts Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler delve into their wild and humorous takes on life's experiences. Recorded on December 1st, 2024, the duo begins by reflecting on a whirlwind past week that involves everything from reliving past scary adventures to proposing to long-time partner Hannah. Matt shares his engagement joy, while Pat's Thanksgiving escapades include fighting off illness and dealing with family drama at an unwelcome holiday wedding.
Listeners are treated to candid, comical discussions ranging from Leonardo DiCaprio's movie rankings—highlighting "The Beach"—to societal takes on liberal utopias and public figures like Taylor Swift's boyfriend, Travis Kelce. The dynamic interplay continues as Sharkey provides his definitive top five Arnold Schwarzenegger films, interlaced with entertaining anecdotes, whilst Matt recalls youthful antics in bars and past awkward encounters, notably involving a memorable Thanksgiving meal choice.
Join Pat and Matt as they navigate through a tapestry of personal stories, pop culture critiques, and humorous observations, all while challenging their audience to reconsider, "Are we the messed-up ones, or is it the world around us?"

Unfiltered Perspectives: A Chaotic Episode of Political Rants and Mel Gibson Favorites

Join hosts Matt Smookler and Pat Charkin for another wild ride on "Can't Understand Normal Thinking." In this episode, recorded on November 10th, 2024, the duo dives headfirst into the political whirlwind following a surprising election outcome, sharing their unfiltered thoughts and controversial opinions.
Amidst the chaos, they take a humorous detour to reflect on their top five Mel Gibson movies, with Sharky passionately defending his choices, including classics like "Braveheart" and "The Patriot." The hosts also read a listener's email challenging Sharky's rankings and offering a different perspective on Gibson's filmography.
The episode takes a nostalgic turn with a segment dubbed "War Stories," where they relive a notorious prank from their past, highlighting the mischief and camaraderie of their younger years. Despite technical difficulties and unexpected interruptions, Matt and Pat deliver an entertaining and unpredictable episode that keeps listeners on their toes.

Unraveling the Podcast Madness: A Peek Behind the Mic

Join hosts Pat Charky and Matt Smookler in this week's episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," as they dive into the trials and tribulations of setting up their podcast in the midst of chaos. With technical difficulties rearing their ugly heads, they recount the struggles of faulty equipment and the colorful language that ensues.
The duo then explores an intriguing array of topics, from the genius of Tarantino films to the complexity of Trump's cabinet. Controversy is never far away as they discuss Ivanka and their unique take on current political dramas.
As if navigating malfunctioning mics and political opinions weren't enough, Matt shares a personal story that takes an unexpected turn at a party, showing once again that reality can outshine fiction in its unexpected twists.
Rounding off the episode, the hosts delve into their highly debated top five DiCaprio films, providing their critiques and preferences for Leonardo's finest performances. Strap in for an episode filled with raw honesty, unfiltered opinions, and plenty of laughs!

The Hateful Rant: Navigating Chaos and Tarantino

Join hosts Matt Smookler and Pat Sharkey on this week's episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," where they delve into the chaotic world of work frustrations and societal quirks. It's Sunday, November 17th, 2024, and Pat is in a fiery mood over unexpected work duties involving a colleague who struggles to manage stress.
As the conversation unfolds, the hosts shift gears to discuss the latest political developments, including Elon Musk's controversial role in Trump's cabinet. The discussion takes a wild turn as they explore the absurdities of government spending and societal norms.
The highlight of the episode is Sharkey's top five Quentin Tarantino films, where he passionately defends his picks and shares insights on each movie's brilliance. From "The Hateful Eight" to "Django Unchained," Sharkey's countdown is filled with humor and enthusiasm.
In a darker segment, Matt opens up about his past struggles with addiction, sharing a gripping story of a dangerous encounter that spirals out of control. It's a raw and honest look at the impact of addiction and the path to recovery.
Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and thought-provoking discussions on "Can't Understand Normal Thinking."

Daylight Savings, Mental Health, and Steven Seagal: The Unfiltered Rant

Welcome to another episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking" with your hosts, Matt Smookler and Pat Sharkey. This week, the duo dives headfirst into the absurdity of Daylight Savings, questioning its necessity in modern times, and explore the alleged impact it has on mental health, especially among kids. Are they the crazy ones, or is it the world? Tune in to find out!
Matt and Pat also share personal anecdotes, including Halloween mishaps and unexpected squirrel stories, while pondering over the societal shift towards mental health awareness. Is it all just an excuse, or is there substance to the claims?
In a lighter segment, the hosts pay homage to the legendary Steven Seagal, with a humorous review of his top five films. From "Under Siege" to "Hard to Kill," they reminisce about the action-packed, sometimes ridiculous world of Seagal's cinema.
As the election looms, the hosts discuss the political landscape, their hopes for the outcome, and the potential aftermath. Join them as they navigate through a mix of humor, nostalgia, and raw opinions in this unfiltered episode.