Cant Understand Normal Thinking’s Podcast

It’s Diddy and his freak offs

In this eye-opening episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," hosts Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler dive deep into the controversial trial of music mogul Diddy. The episode unravels the complex allegations of racketeering, sex trafficking, and conspiracy that Diddy faces, examining the impact of fame and power on morality. The discussion also touches on the testimonies of various celebrities and the dark underbelly of the entertainment world, raising questions about the justice system and celebrity accountability.
Join Pat and Matt as they dissect the legal nuances and share their unfiltered thoughts on whether Diddy's actions warrant a lifetime of consequences or if there's room for redemption. This episode is a gripping exploration of how the rich and famous navigate scandal, leaving listeners to ponder: Can justice truly prevail in the world of celebrity excess?

Kanye HH freedom of speech.

Join hosts Matt Smookler and Pat Sharkey as they return after a two-week hiatus filled with wedding tales and honeymoon adventures. In this eye-opening episode, they tackle controversial topics such as freedom of speech, discussing Kanye West's latest song and the societal uproar it has caused. The duo also dives into historical reflections, exploring the roots of certain racial slurs and the exploitation of the Irish during the Civil War.
With their characteristic humor and wit, Matt and Pat reflect on current events, including Trump's international engagements, societal conflicts, and the ongoing debate between conservative and liberal ideologies. An episode rich with personal anecdotes and sharp commentary, this is a conversation not to miss for those looking to challenge their perspectives and enjoy a good laugh.

Holes in Walls and Smook is getting married.

In this episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," the hosts dive into the complexities of navigating relationships amidst cultural differences and personal challenges. With open and candid conversations, they explore how love can be both a joyful and challenging journey, especially when two different worlds collide.
Join the hosts as they recount personal anecdotes involving family dynamics, the stress of impending nuptials, and the societal pressures that often accompany marriage and cultural assimilation. The narrative paints a vivid picture of a couple learning to communicate and reconcile their differences, amidst humorous and intense moments.
This episode also ventures into broader discussions touching on sports, societal norms, and the unexpected debates that arise in personal relationships. From humorous recountings of football hits to the navigating of familial intricacies, this episode delivers a captivating mix of personal storytelling and compelling dialogue.

Smookler was a sick fuck on drugs.

Join Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler in their unapologetically raw and irreverent podcast, "Can't Understand Normal Thinking." In this episode, the dynamic duo navigates a whirlwind of topics, from the significance of Easter in Christianity to wild conspiracy theories about Hitler's supposed escape to Argentina.
Dive into the layers of dark humor as Matt recounts his past misadventures, involving dubious escapades, unexpected connections, and the thick haze of his drug-addled history. Alongside these stories, the hosts tackle office controversies and the fine line they walk with their offbeat jokes and unconventional takes on sensitive subjects.
In this candid episode, Pat and Matt serve up a hefty dose of laughter while pushing the boundaries of political correctness. Listen as they invite you into their world, filled with chaotic energy and a unique perspective on life's absurdities.

"LeBron James: More Than Just a Game?"

Welcome to a bonus episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking" where hosts Pat Sharkey and Matt Smuckler take an irreverent look at celebrity behavior. This week, we put LeBron James under the spotlight for his off-court antics and explore whether his influence extends beyond just the basketball court. The episode also deviates into a wide array of topics, including a humorous recount of past escapades, the nuances of growing up in different times, and how past experiences shape our views today. Expect candid banter, unfiltered opinions, and a lot of laughs in this special edition episode.

Letter From Donald J. Trump, Friends of Predator Poachers, and First Youtube Video

In this live episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," hosts Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler create first video for Youtube channel, talk about Predator Poachers, a personal letter sent from Donald J. Trump, Saturday Morning Cartoons, and gratitude that Smook didn’t have a stroke. 

Who likes the N word more Kramer or Sharkey? Plus investigating fart sniffers

Welcome to the first recorded episode of Can't Understand Normal Thinking with hosts Matt Smookler and Pat Sharkey! In this freewheeling episode, Matt and Pat dive into everything from awkward morning mix-ups and visions of double to celebrity quirks and hilarious stand-up mishaps. They tackle everything with their trademark irreverence, from funny misunderstandings in live shows to fumbling through health issues and unexpected encounters. Sit back, relax, and enjoy as the duo discusses whether they're the ones who are out of sync with the world or if the world itself is uniquely flawed.

Selling Farts and Sharkeys Terror Watchlist

Welcome to another laughter-packed episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking" with your hosts, Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler. Join us as we journey through a world of outrageous topics and hilarious anecdotes that keep every listener on their toes. Starting with surprising global shoutouts from our expanding listener base, we explore the intriguing rise in our podcast fame from places we wouldn't expect!
This week, we dive into the absurdities of creating a "Terror Watch List," full of unexpected celebrity entries that spark amusing yet deep conversations about modern culture. As reality intertwines with humor, we critique privilege and shake up taboo subjects with a comical twist.
Don’t miss our lighthearted dig into viral trends and media mishaps—including the eccentric actions of pop icon Britney Spears and a sneak into Ellen's media hiatus. Whether it's discussing global listeners or battle-worthy blowups between public figures, we promise an unforgettable ride filled with laughter and candid banter.

Baby Arms equals Obtainable

Join hosts Pat Sharkey and Matt Smookler in this candid episode of "Can't Understand Normal Thinking," where they delve into the intricacies of podcasting and the odd sensation of speaking into the void. They offer a humorous and raw perspective on the power of car conversations and the art of talking to oneself.
Dive into discussions about pop culture icons like Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, examining their offbeat authenticity and the impact of fame on their lives. Engage with their unfiltered take on these stars as they break down the consequences of living under the public's eye.
Finally, the hosts take a nostalgic trip back to their high school days, sharing stories involving drugs, unlikely friendships, and teenage rebellion. From stirring memories of daring misadventures to reflections on personal growth, this episode reveals a raw, comedic exploration of youthful folly and its lasting impressions.

CNT OF THE WEEK #1

Welcome to the very first episode of "Cunt of the Week," brought to you by the "Can't Understand Normal Thinking" podcast channel, hosted by Matthew Smookler. Join us as we delve into the quirks and infamous antics of our debut entrants.
In this episode, we explore two controversial figures. First, meet Lucio Cartino Diaz, a Houston janitor whose shocking antics at a medical office earned him prison time. Discover how urinating in water bottles and a community jug exposed unsuspecting coworkers to harmful diseases.
Our main focus shifts to Hunter Biden, famously dubbed 'Cunter Biden,' whose privileged escapades from abandoned laptops to scandalous behavior at an exclusive LA sex club has kept the headlines buzzing. Dive into the tales of unchecked entitlement and narcissistic behavior as we dissect the infamous actions of the President's son.
This episode sets the stage for an intriguing journey into the realm of douchebag worthiness, as we examine what it truly means to halt the flow of decency in our everyday settings. Tune in for more unapologetic and bare truths as we introduce this new captivating series.